Friday, December 27, 2013

Song of the week


Some times songs are the best way to express how an individual may feel; currently this song well suits me. With that said, many songs express an emotion straightforward in their lyrics, while others are little more enigmatic. I purposely choose a song more metaphorical, because it fits my position best. 
See if you can divulge this songs meaning?



Song Title: Skinny Love
Artist: Birdy
Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNzCDt2eidg



Lyrics:
Come on skinny love just last the year,
Pour a little salt you were never here,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer.

Tell my love to wreck it all,
Cut out all the ropes and let me fall,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Right in the moment this order's tall.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And in the morning I'll be with you,
But it will be a different kind,
'Cause I'll be holding all the tickets,
And you'll be owning all the fines.

Come on skinny love, what happened here?
Suckle on the hope in light brassieres,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
Sullen load is full, so slow on the split.

And I told you to be patient,
And I told you to be fine,
And I told you to be balanced,
And I told you to be kind,
And now all your love is wasted,
Then who the hell was I?
'Cause now I'm breaking at the britches,
And at the end of all your lies.

Who will love you?
Who will fight?
And who will fall far behind?

Come on skinny love,
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my...
My my my, my my my, my-my my-my.

Point of "Dating"

So men, what's the point of dating? You know dating is not a chess game, its a simple strategic choice that can be figured out before you jump into it. You should ONLY ask a girl to be in a relationship with you if you fit the list below:

-Actually like the girl more than a friend
-Want to get to know the girl on an intimate level, her secrets that she doesn't tell any one!
-If you're willing to accept her for who she is, all her flaws, and regrets
-If you want to experience things with her that she finds "special"
-If she makes you happy and you want to make her happy
-If you've grown up and ready to be in a serious relationship
-If you want to consider marrying her or at least see a future with her
-If you're ready to commitment and don't ponder about being with another person
-If you're willing to communicate with her
-If you're eager to be seen out with her, because she makes you feel good to be seen with
-If you're willing to respect her
-Want to make memories with this person

I'm sure there's more, but here's the top that come to my head right away...what would you add?

Do NOT ask her to date if you don't fit all these necessities. You will only be wasting her time and yours!!!!

Monday, December 23, 2013

Testing him/her to see if their cheating

Now we all have our suspicions when you think your "significant other" may be cheating. Here's the three best tips that I recommend doing in order to find out. They work, are easy to do, and may allow you to get a good nights sleep:

1. Checking their phone
A phone is a persons diary full of all their secrets. You can do the basics and look over their shoulder while they're answering a message, check their phone when they leave the room, or get real clever by  placing an cell spyware app on their phone. This app would allow you to monitor there every text, phone call, etc without notice and it conveniently supplies you with all the details straight from his/her phone to your computer.


2. Fake set up
Ask your most attractive friend to "bump" into your significant other and be flirtatious. If your friend reports back to you that your partner accepted his/her invitation to meet up again for a date than I defiantly urge you get out of the relationship. Your partner just proved that he/she is not committed to your relationship! *Note- This has to be someone that your partner has never met before in order for this to work.

3. Look at their receipts
Receipts are easily thrown away at home or forgotten in your jean pockets or purse. Check their garbage cans, purse, or jeans when you do laundry. This will allow you to gain evidence of what they did that day. Chances are they didn't think about this minor detail and you can catch them red handed!

What other steps would you advise?

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Nominated best fragrance commercial

When I first saw this commercial I thought perhaps he was advertising boxer briefs, but no it's for a fragrance. Not sure how fragrance fits this concept, but its defiantly worth watching for an entirely other purpose. Enjoy ladies!

Song of the week

I love the lyrics to this song. It's a sad song, but a good reminder of how a relationship can have its tough times. When things get rough you need to remember to communicate with your partner and you can get through any thing. 
Song Title: Say Something
Artist: A great Big World & Christina Aguilera
Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2U0Ivkn2Ds



Lyrics:
Say something, I'm giving up on you.
I'll be the one, if you want me to.
Anywhere, I would've followed you.
Say something, I'm giving up on you.

And I am feeling so small.
It was over my head
I know nothing at all.

And I will stumble and fall.
I'm still learning to love
Just starting to crawl.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.
I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.
Anywhere, I would've followed you.
Say something, I'm giving up on you.

And I will swallow my pride.
You're the one that I love
And I'm saying goodbye.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.
And I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you.
And anywhere, I would have followed you.
Oh-oh-oh-oh say something, I'm giving up on you.

Say something, I'm giving up on you.
Say something...

Do you look like your partners sibling?

One thing that I've found interesting from my previous Psychology classes that I want to share...

One of the main ingredients for finding your perfect match is by looking for someone who looks like yourself. Sounds crazy, right?! But it's true! 


Psychology shows through research of observing couples that people tend to unconsciously seek out a partner with similar features as themselves. This is because it's what they are unconsciously attracted to. Due to the sense that it' what we've grown comfortable with since it's what we see looking into the mirror every day.  

Knowing this study to be true, there are online dating websites such as findyourfacemate.com that allows your to upload a photo of yourself in order to have the site use facial recognition technology to find you a mate with a similar appearance. Odd huh?! But perhaps genius! 


So from now on if you find a partner and curious if you're gonna last. One way to test this out is by taking a photo together and seeing if you look like your partner. See if this works!

Photos of some couples who fit this profile

Monday, December 16, 2013

Facebook Posts

Okay guys, obviously this message needs to be said, because I never thought I would experience this. Recently I had a guy who took me out on a date and than posted a message about our date on my facebook page.

The message was unexpected, rude, and cocky. My friends and family saw the message. Some commented on his message, he than responded back disgracefully, and the whole thing just got way out of hand!

So note to all men: NEVER post a message on a girls page that's ever
-Hurtful
-Cocky
-Rude
-Selfish
-Disgraceful
-Unpleasant
And always keep in mind that HER friends and family are on her page! So don't post any thing that you wouldn't want them to see or would give you a bad impression.

By the way - "facebook post guy," you made my blog as you wanted, congratulations!

Commitment Rings

Poor guys have their work cut out for them when it comes to making a commitment to females and providing them with a ring to that commitment.

The first step is the promise ring:
This ring represents a token of a promise to another. They are often given to a girlfriend as a symbol of commitment to their relationship. However, a promise ring can mean whatever you want it to.

The next step is the engagement ring:
This ring signifies an engagement through a proposal  It's a man's intention of marrying his girlfriend. The diamond signifies being together forever as he hopes his love and marriage for each other will too, 

The next step is the wedding ring:

This ring symbolizes a continuing commitment to your spouse, making her your wife, showing the world your love for each other, and keeping loyal.


Than when it's all done, you only see the wedding ring. The other two ring are stored away. All that money and time going into the first two rings are lost. Therefore I purpose taking the necessary steps of purchasing a combo set of rings that you can give her one piece at a time. Than she can wear all three at once in the end! Problem solved and all three rings are able to be worn at once and shown to the world that you did your job as a man in providing all three rings.



Sunday, December 8, 2013

Flower Color Symbolism

Several men purchase flowers for women without knowing that certain colors actually represent specific meanings behind them. Here I will educate you men and women on what color of flowers give off what predominate emotion depending upon which flower you choose or receive.  
So next time you men will know just which color of flower to pick and you Women will know what your man may be saying behind his choice of boutique color arrangement. 

If you choose/receive RED flowers, it means:
Intense romantic love. Red is the unquestioned color of passion to help you express your strong and powerful love. Red flowers are the closest symbolic likeness to the heart. Red is the color of seduction and desire. 

If you choose/receive ORANGE flowers, it means:
To offer happiness and joy. To feel the warmth of love and express the message of adventure and spontaneity. 

If you choose/receive PINK flowers, it means:
A combination of innocence, playfulness, and sensitivity.They are not as intense as red flowers, but express a deeper spectrum of love’s possibilities. They have been traditionally associated with femininity, and with that association comes delicate and gentle connotations such as showing thoughtfulness and spontaneity.

If you choose/receive YELLOW flowers, it means:
Friendship, filial love, trust, compassion, respect, and can communicate sympathy. These gentle flowers show your warmth and compassion and renew ties of friendship, even during difficult times. 

If you choose/receive GREEN flowers, it means:
Harmony with nature and good fortune, such as telling someone to live a life of balance and enjoyment. 

If you choose/receive BLUE flowers, it means:
To offer serenity and a calming effect. This color cools emotion and creates a contemplative mood. They also speak of intimacy and are perfect flowers for long-term couples who want to communicate their deep and abiding trust. The peace derived from blue flowers also makes them an appropriate sympathy or get well flower.

If you choose/receive PURPLE flowers, it means:
Enchantment, mystery, charm, grace, creativity, and elegance. 

If you choose/receive WHITE flowers, it means:
Purity, honesty, and perfection. A great way to express elegance and innocence. 

If you choose/receive BLACK flowers, it means:
Mystical expectations, a journey into unexplored territory, and a beginning of new things. As well as symbolic for sadness, to mourn, and farewell.

Better yet, any man can purchase flowers from the store, but a true man searches and picks his flowers with true thoughtfulness and hard work. To me, picked flowers mean more than purchased flowers. 

Song of the Week

This is a true old song that disrespects heavy set women. However if you listen closely she is still loved by one man and in a morbid way this song still expresses how there is someone out there for everyone. I found this song to be funny and have to dominate it as song of the week. Enjoy!


Song Title: Too Fat Polka
Artist: Arthur Godfrey
Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uOu-sDFfS8


Lyrics:
Here's a silly ditty, You can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, You can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune: Oh, I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly Sit upon your knee? No, no, no We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me And she's too fat for me But she's just right for me We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me Yeah, she's too fat, Much too fat But she's just right for me She's so charming And she's so winning But it's alarming When she goes in swimming We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me But she's just right for me So I sure want her, you can't have her She's just right for me But she's too fat! She's not too fat! She's just right for me! She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me Hey!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Sexy Male Body Parts

Someone recently asked me what my favorite parts of the male body where. Now this is a fun topic...

First there are the EYES

It doesn't matter what color they are, it only matters that they make you feel this way:
-Passion when you gaze into them
-A good soul that he embraces within
-The desire to daydream when you've been caught starring into them for too long

                                                          Second there are the LIPS
-He should be a good kisser
-Knows how to smile, smirk, and pout to get his way 
-Whispers your name and sweet words into your ear
-Has a little stubble or no facial hair at all

Third is his HANDS

-Should be strong
-Shouldn't feel soft like a woman, but rather rough because he works with his hands
-Should know how to be gentle with them when necessary

Fourth is the Back

His back doesn't need to be real muscular, but it does need to be capable of
-Needing a massaging from working so hard
-Have strength for your hands to feel
-Have broad shoulders
-And a masculine frame

Fifth is an ASS
I can't stand it when guys wear skinny jeans and has a flat ass. I prefer a guy to have an ass that:
-You can squeeze
-That isn't a bubble butt
-Is firm
-And looks spectacular in boxer briefs

Sixth is Arms
-They should make you feel safe when you're wrapped in them
-They should be strong enough to lift you up
-They should be a bit natural and not all gained from the gym

Seventh is Chest
-It should be firm
-Muscular
-Have little to no hair 
-Have a big rib cage
-Doesn't matter if he has abs or not

Eighth is legs

-Should have hair. I can't stand it when a guy shaves his legs
-Should have thicker legs than mine
-Should have some definition to them from being active



Ladies what would you add to this list as a preference?


Tis the season to be Lonely

It's sad to hear that most suicides happen around this time of the year and if you're alone it would seem reasonable as to why you choose that path. Lets take a stroll through holidays to come and see just why someone may be feeling the way that they are.

First there's Halloween 
Couples dressing up together and having fun finding matching outfits

Than there's Thanksgiving
Couples cooking together and enjoying a big feast with their familes


Next is Christmas 
Couples decorating the Christmas tree together and buying each other gifts

After that follows New Years
Couples celebrating their time together and a new years kiss

Now those are just a few examples and being single and sitting through all these holidays can defiantly make sense why someone would would want to jump into a relationship, be grumpy, or feel sad all holiday seasons. 

So throughout all holidays I hope everyone enjoys their loved ones, cherries the good, and doesn't judge those less fortunate. 

Dream Guy


I've heard that some people don't dream when they fall a sleep at night, but I always have the most vivid dreams ever! Usually when i dream of men, it's always this same sexy mystery guy with no face who comes to visit me. 

This "dream guy" has the best body, the sweetest touch, and the sexiest voice. I love it when I have dreams of him! 

In my dreams, it shows him taking me out on dates, shows him saying hi to all my girlfriends and them saying "you're the luckiest girl ever," and everything always just seems perfect between us. 

But those are dreams right? Too good to be true! ha

It's a shame I never know who this guy is. Darn you dreams for haunting me with this perfect guy! But than again, message him and let him know I'm free tonight for some more sweet dreams ha ha ha



But than - I have other dreams like last night that stick with me all day and I just keep replaying in my head. Why did I dream that!???

Last night a "dream guy" came into my dreams, however this time he had a face and I knew exactly who he was. 

My apologizes for waking you up this morning "dream guy with face" and telling you all about this silly dream while I was still half a sleep. 

I haven't seen him this guy in years and don't know why I dreamed of him...

But moral of this story is, love thy dreams with "dream guy," but don't call and let "dream guy with face" know that you've been dreaming about him. Ha 








Sunday, December 1, 2013

Reasons why dating is scary

So all my girlfriends are in relationship and as a true friend I'm always here to listen to them talk about how their "relationship lives" are doing.

One may envy their stories, yet all I hear is stories of future warnings.

I've started to realize that their stories where all great reasons as to why dating is scary.

I rather not experience the following:

Him moving in and dirtying your personal space

Arguing over every little thing and easily getting annoyed of each other

Realizing just how lazy he is and how you can't get him to help out with any thing 

Having to share the bed when some nights you wanna just get a good night sleep

Him eating all the food when you just went grocery shopping

Having to check in, say where you're at, and ask for permission to stay out longer

Putting up with guy nights and his friends

What more would you say should be on this list?