World coming to an End pickup Line

So I got a phone call this morning from ****** and he tells me that he has something urgent to say. Now according to him~ apparently the world is about to come to an end. Now I'm sure we've all heard this one before. Similar to 2012 and how the world was also suppose to come to an end, along with many other predictions. Although it's 2013 and this prediction was wrong!

However I continued to listen to the guys conversation about his theories from the bible, examples from looking online, and people he has spoken to. Over time the ultimate reasoning for his call spills out: he says, "Come with me if you want to live..."

HAHAHA, no joking, but he does say, "I'm only telling you this, because I love you, want to protect you, and know you should be with me so I can make you safe." Or something along those exact words...

Oh gosh! This became very transparent as to why he was calling...

Therefore I broke it down to him saying, "I didn't believe the world is coming to an end and I'm gonna hung up now."  perhaps harsh, but it's best to be straight forward and I've been ignoring his messages and calls ever since.

Please guys, don't ever use this lame excuse to get a chance with a girl.
I now nominate this as one of the top lamest pick up lines!