Pick up lines that I encounter

Here is a list of pick up lines that I've heard and lets just say they didn't work. Have a good laugh at the luck of guys I get my way.

-Oh, I see your working and here I was going to hit on you. Its probably unprofessional if I do, so I guess I wont. Unless of course you want me to?

-The world is coming to an end. Come with me if you want to live. (My favorite)

-Hey, I'm a chef and I would love to feed you.

-Him: Hey, can I buy you a drink? (At a wedding)
Me: But the drinks here are free.
Him: Oh, right.

-Are those real? Wanna go out some time?

-(He's in high school) Boy I thought you were younger. Shoot! Well wanna get some ice cream some time any ways?

-You want to go to Hooters some time?

-Me: Nice to meet you (put out my hand to shake his)
Him: Wow your cold. Why don't you just stay right here and let me warm you up.

-I'd give my right arm to be able to hold you

-What plans do you have for New Years? Cuz I was thinking we could have our own little party together.

What horrible lines have you heard?

Being Needy

Females and Males have tendentious to be "Needy." However lets distinguish the reasoning behind this as well as whats acceptable and what isn't.

When someone is "needy" it typically because he or she really likes that significant other. Nothing wrong with that. However you need to know how to play it cool and what's crossing the boundaries so you don't come off as crazy.

Step one: Don't text too much
I know you want to know how he/she is doing throughout their day. You wish you had a spy cam strapped to their forehead just so you could watch their every move, but that's where you gotta draw the line and acknowledge you're being mentally crazy. You can't spy on a person, you can put a GPS tracker on them, and you defiantly cant storm up their phone with a ton of text messages and phone calls. So play it cool. Only send three messages a day. One to say good morning, one to say how was your day, and one to say have a good night. Now if the person doesn't respond to your messages then don't go crazy. They could be busy so be patient for them to replay and don't send any thing you may regret (photos). Just those three messages and it will hopefully be enough to start up a conversation. If they still don't reply to any of your messages, wait till the next day. Still nothing, then they aren't into you and you need to move on. Remember your investment is better spent on someone else rather then wasting it.

Step Two: Only see him twice a week
I know you want to see him more then this, but at the beginning your asking for too much. You need to give each other some space and time to consider if he/she is the one for you. Twice a week isn't too much to ask for and allows each other to still live their separate lives. This one will be a tough one to do, but over time he/she if interested will ask to see you more and more and then you can both be "needy" but on the same level.

Step Three: Give their Facebook some space
When posting on his/her Facebook remember to do this solemnly. Yes, it feels good to let the whole world know that you're thinking about him/her, but after a while its no longer as seen as cute but annoying. Only post on his/her page maybe once a month. Besides that may seem too much. Also avoid commenting on every one of his/her photos. Just do a few here and there, but every photo shows your stalking his/her page and you have too much time on your hands.

Step Four: Don't rush things
In your head you love this person and want everyone else to know him/her. However your significant other may not feel the same way back or at least not yet. So take things slow. Don't have him/her meet the family or friends until you've been seeing each other for at least 6 months. Trust me this will save the "I knew I didn't like him/her" responses from everyone else. Also allows you both to establish as a couple and know each other well enough to know if you're ready to make a commitment to one another. If you do this too early you may risk running that person away.

Texting

In this day and age texting has taken over all forms of communication. We lack in putting in the effort. What happened to writing people, emailing, calling, and in a sense the capability to speak in person? As convenient as texting may be we need to step it up and start putting in the effort. There's no hearing a persons voice when they say sweet words on text, theres on true way of coming to an agreement during an argument because texts just draw out the fight, and in all cases it allows us to lack of true connection that you get when speaking face to face.

I propose that one should only text when sending your love photos, for short simple things that you wish to say to them such as "Have a good day!", however you should encourage yourself to call your companion once in a while. Tell them sweet words in person, listen to each others feelings in other forms besides text, and reminds yourself that love is not build on texting.

Song Of The Week

Relationships are a difficult thing. I've realized that just as I start to picture a future with someone it all crashes down to where I'm starting all over again. This song fits just that. It's difficult to picture a life with someone and then to realize they weren't the right one for you after all. So this goes out to all you men and women who know how that feels.

Song Title: Last Love Song

Artists: ZZ Ward

Video link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU4HJleg-o

We were never the marrying type, oh no,

We won't buy dishes or stained glass lights, oh no,

For a table we'll never sit at,

In the house that we won't ever get,

I won't wake up and pick out your tie, oh no,

You won't come home and kiss me at night, oh no,

We won't lie in this king bed for two,

Say goodbye to us saying "I dos,"

No more white picket fences,

No more lace veils or vows,

No more "You're the only one" 'cause that's all done with now,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

Take these roses and this Jameson, oh no,

Find a subway that I can sit in, oh no,

Buy a one-way out of this city,

Everything that I need, got it with me,

No more white picket fences,

No more lace veils or vows,

No more "You're the only one" 'cause that's all done with now,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

All these notes and all these words,

Are all that's left in me,

Bend these pages, count my woes,

One last song to set me free,

No more white picket fences,

No more lace veils or vows,

No more "You're the only one" 'cause that's all done with now,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you,

This is the last love song I'll ever write for you, oh.

Working for a Venue

My dream job after college is to design, own, and run my own venue for weddings and special events. I am very fortunate to be working at a venue currently. At work I get to be apart of everyone’s special day. Wither it is their birthday party, their fundraiser, or work anniversary. Every day is something new and every day is a dream that I get to help make reality. 

However we're currently in wedding season and although it’s a blessing to witness so many happy couples get married, it is also an experience that I am envious of. 

It makes me wonder:

When will this ever be me? 

When will I ever meet "the one?" 

What will my wedding be like? 

Will my wedding day make me cry and feel as ecstatic as all these other females? 

Will my fiancé purpose in some creative way that has my guests announcing it in their toasts? 

Who will toast at my wedding? 

How many people will be at my wedding? 

What will my wedding look like? 

And of course the list goes on…

No matter what the list of questions are, the only thing possible that I’ve found possible is to be patient, be yourself, and know that “the one” for you is the man who will come without looking. After that the wedding and your lives built together just comes naturally. 

Happy weddings to you all!

Song Of The Week

This song reminds me of breakups. They are a tough thing to get through, but if someone is unhappy in the relationship then its best that they break up with you no matter how much it may hurt. in response, the other person should be understanding and respect his/her wishes. You don't want to force someone to love you and if you're not what they are looking for then don't allow them to change you. You are who you are and someone out there will love you just for that. So move on and put the past behind you.  

Song Title: Titghtrope
Artist: Ron Pope
Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrUYu0Vwycw

I woke up before the sun
Chased your ghost across the yard
Through the fog and tumbling dark 'til you were gone
Virginia, I can hardly breathe
I've forgotten how to sleep
And your face still haunts my dreams when I'm alone

So now I'm walking on a tightrope wire
Too far off the ground
I'm imagining the words you said when last I saw your mouth
Yes, I'm walking on a tightrope wire
So afraid to fall
And I'd tell you that I miss you but I'm sure it doesn't matter at all

The things I gave away
They're not coming back for me
Should've learned from my mistakes but I never do
As I lay here all alone
I hang up before I call
And admit to all my faults to pass the time

So now I'm walking on a tightrope wire
Too far off the ground
I'm imagining the words you said when last I saw your mouth
Yes, I'm walking on a tightrope wire
So afraid to fall
And I'd tell you that I miss you but I'm sure it doesn't matter at all

There's a place we used to go
Today I went alone
If there's a message in this song
Well I don't know

So now I'm walking on a tightrope wire
Too far off the ground
I'm imagining the words you said when last I saw your mouth
Yes, I'm walking on a tightrope wire
So afraid to fall
And I'd tell you that I miss you but I'm sure

Yes, I'm walking on a tightrope wire
Too far off the ground
I'm imagining the words you said when last I saw your mouth
Yes, I'm walking on a tightrope wire
So afraid to fall
And I'd tell you that I miss you but I'm sure
And I'd tell you that I miss you but I'm sure it doesn't matter at all
It doesn't matter at all

Let's Inspect Disney Prince The Beast

A while back ago I spoke about the Disney Prince Aladdin and how he's a great example as to how men act: greedy, selfish, and manipulative. Today I would like to bring forth yet another example by welcoming the Prince named Beast from the movie "Beauty and the Beast."

The beast is of course named honorably for his true colors. If it were up to me, many men would also get this virtuous award winning name. However his name alone does not represent him entirely for who he truly is. The beast in my opinion shows signs of anger management issues, insecurities, and being spoiled rotten.

Yes, the beast has anger management issues. There was numerous signs of this throughout the entire movie and any one with half a brain could tell. In fact I may even say he was abusive to Bell. There were moments were he acted like he was going to hit her and you could see her cringe to his body movement just waiting for the impact. Poor Bell! Let's not forget that he also held her prisoner, forced her to dine with him for dinner, yelled in her face, and cut her off from the rest of society. Meanwhile he was always angry shouting, and running off to his room. No one can quite fully know why he was angry, but I'm sure it was along the lines of his curse, or about the minor moments others were happy in his home, or/and about his so called "loneliness."

Which takes me onto how he shows signs of being spoiled Rotten. This man had all the money in the world, he had numerous people who worked for him, and a large castle to live in. In the beginning of the movie you see him receiving presents and he acts childish by being unappreciative. This is of course is why he got himself into the mess of being cursed. Yet he obviously never grows up. He still eats poorly at the dinner table having bell whip his face and having no manners. He has to have others bath him even though he's a full grown man. Lastly he never cleans up after himself. His cleaners turns into kitchen item and that still doesn't stop them from sweeping the floors.

Poor baby the Beast. No, I don't think so, in fact I don't feel bad for him at all! In my opinion he didn't receive a big enough punishment by being having his appearance look just as ugly as his insides. I mean even with this curse, he still had his waiters, butlers, and servants to pick up after him, he still had all his money, he got to stay and live in his massive castle, he got more muscular, and yet he self pitted himself just because he was no longer handsome. Yeah, I don't feel sorry for him at all.

Then there's his insecurities. He covered up all his old photos of himself so didn't have to look at them, he never likes catching his own reflection, and he apparently is too shy to want to step into the light so Bell could see his true appearance. Yes, this man has some serious insecurities and its no wonder he had to force a female to live with him in order to even get close to someone. Fact being, you can't love someone if you don't accept loving yourself first. Now with that said, I can't help but wonder how Bell's relationship is with him now? He has his handsome face back but does Bell have to tell him, "you look good in those jeans" in order for him to step out into public with her? And does his face make up for all those other bad personality faults? Did he really change by the spell being broken or is he still that insecure, angry, and spoiled beast?

Tell me, what do you think?